Pointless Committee Agenda 2025 - Discussion - Subpoint 2B-2

Subpoint 2B-2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

The committee has been tasked with investigating the disappearance of the break room donuts. Several members have reported seeing a trail of crumbs leading from the break room to the supply closet, but all attempts to follow it have been met with resistance from the janitor.

A motion has been made to establish a Donut Investigative Unit (DIU) to look into this matter further. However, several members have expressed concerns that the DIU may be too costly and bureaucratic.

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