Today's agenda includes:
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: "The Ethics of Extreme Irony in Modern Governance"
11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "A Debate About the Merit of Merit-Based Systems"
Next Meeting: Decisions 2026
(Note: All times are subject to change, as they often are.)