Committee of Pointless Decisions 2025: Decision 1

Officially Mandating the Use of Fuzzy Socks

By order of the committee, all employees are hereby required to don a pair of fuzzy socks on Fridays.

Resolution: 99.99% in favor, 0.01% abstained.

Reason: The committee believes that fuzzy socks bring joy and comfort to the workplace.

Effective Date: Immediately.

Next Decision: Decision 2: Mandatory Nap Time