Agenda Item 1: Replacing all meeting rooms with identical beige cubicles
Agenda Item 2: Introducing Mandatory Monday Morning Meditation with guided 'find-the-gray' exercises
Agenda Item 3: Hiring a 'Chief Futility Officer' to oversee all projects
Agenda Item 4: Creating a 'Committee on the Futility of Committees' to discuss the effectiveness of our committee
Learn more about the Committee on the Futility of Committees