Chairman, Bob "The Word" Johnson, called the meeting to order at 10:00 AM.
The first item on the agenda was "The Irrelevance of Irrelevance" presented by Subcommittee 1 and Subcommittee 2. The presentation was a Committee-on-the-utter-ridiculousness-of-somethings production, featuring a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation that concluded with the statement, "This is all very, very, VERY important, and we must all take note."
Next up was "The Unnecessary Use of Adjectives" presented by Subcommittee 1. This presentation was a Committee-on-the-utter-ridiculousness-of-somethings production, featuring a 5-minute video of cats wearing tiny hats.
Meeting adjourned at 1:00 PM with the statement, "We must reconvene at 3:00 PM for more, more, MORE meeting!"