Today's Agenda:
9:00 AM - Meeting to discuss the importance of meetings
10:00 AM - Lunch break (don't forget to bring your own sandwich)
11:00 AM - Debate on the merits of beige vs. off-white for the committee's color scheme
12:00 PM - Meeting to discuss the agenda for the meeting we're having in 5 minutes
John Doe, Chair
Mike Brown, Vice Chair (That's you!)
And 12 other highly unessential members
Next meeting: 2024-12-01