Committee on Pointless Pursuits 2025

Agenda Item 36: Establishing a National Holiday for the Sole Purpose of Eating Cereal

• 10:00 AM - Introduction to the motion
• 10:05 AM - Debate on the merits of cereal as a national pastime
• 10:20 AM - Vote on the color of the national cereal bowl
• 10:35 AM - Lunch break: Free cereal for all!
• 11:00 AM - Discussion on the importance of spoon design
• 11:20 AM - Adjournment of the meeting

Next meeting: Motion 37: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising