WHEREAS the committee has been tasked with doing something, and we're not sure what, we propose the unachievable goal of doing less of it.
WHEREAS the current state of affairs is a mess, we believe the best course of action is to intentionally make it more complicated.
WHEREAS our predecessors have been trying to do too much, we resolve to take two steps back and pretend we're not trying.
WHEREAS our stakeholders are breathing down our necks, we propose a motion to take a three-day weekend to recharge our batteries.
We, the undersigned members of this committee, do hereby propose that we aim to accomplish as little as humanly possible.
Be it resolved, that we will not accomplish anything.