Pointless Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs, Agenda 2025, Motion 38: Discussion

We, the members of the Pointless Committee, gather here today to discuss the utterly absurd and completely unnecessary Motion 38, which reads:

Whereas, the committee has been in existence for precisely 27 years, 2 months, and 14 days, and has accomplished nothing but generate pointless minutes and hours of pointless meetings.

• Pointlessness of committee work shall be increased by 30%.
• Members shall be required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
• Committee meetings shall be held at 3 AM on Fridays.

Discussion:

Mr. Johnson: "I think this is a great idea! We must increase the pointlessness of our committee work at all costs!"

Ms. Smith: "But what about the funny hats? I don't want to wearประก Counterpoint