Committee on Unimpressive Affairs

Decisions Made By The Committee:

Dr. Boring

A leading expert in the field of underwhelming experiences. Dr. Boring has spent his entire career studying the art of doing nothing.

Chairperson of the Committee on Unimpressive Affairs. Mrs. Uninspired has a proven track record of making decisions that put her audience to sleep.

Member of the Committee on Unimpressive Affairs. Mr. Meh is known for his shrugging response to any and all ideas.

A list of our most underwhelming decisions:

Resolution 1: The committee shall meet once a week.
Resolution 2: The coffee machine in the break room shall be replaced with a vending machine.
Resolution 3: The committee shall have a 3-hour lunch break.