Meet the Secretariat
The Pointless Committee is proud to present the bios of our esteemed Secretariat, the keeper of the meeting minutes and the lord of the doodles.
Bertie the Secretary
Job Title: Secretary Extraordinaire
Bertie has been with the committee for 5 years, and has mastered the art of taking notes while simultaneously playing Solitaire on their phone.
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Job Title: Assistant (to the) Secretary
Bob is the one who actually does all the work, while Bertie takes credit for it.
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