Agenda for our annual meeting of the Committee of Unrelenting Boredom. Because who needs excitement, really?
1. Discuss the meaning of life in 17-point font.
2. Debate the merits of using Comic Sans for official business.
Next meeting: Never. Because who needs meetings?
Chairperson: [Your Name], Lord of the Bored
Because attendance is key, right?
Subcommittee: The Sub-Committee of Absurdity