Minutes from the most esteemed and utterly pointless subcommittee in the land.
Meeting called to discuss the merits of wearing plaid with polka dots, a motion that was met with resounding silence from all attendees.
Resolution: 0-0-0. A unanimous victory for the forces of fashion despair.
Adjourned at approximately 14:00 hours, when the air conditioning broke, and the meeting room became a sauna.
This subcommittee is a joke. A bad joke, but a joke nonetheless.
Secret Session: Because the minutes from this part are too secret to share.