Decision 1 - 2021

Resolution: To determine the optimal number of unnecessary meetings per week.

Discussion:

Member 1: "We must have more meetings, more meetings are always better."
Member 2: "But what about the carbon footprint of conference rooms?"
Chairperson: "Silence, we are not here to discuss sustainability. We are here to meet."

Result:

Decision 1: We shall have exactly 17 meetings per week. Any more or less is a threat to our very existence.