Pointless Committee Agenda

2021 Sock Classification Schema

Agenda Item 1: Sock Classification Committee

Decide on a new classification system for socks. Because, honestly, who needs more than two categories?

  1. Category 1: Socks with Elbows
  2. Category 2: Socks without Elbows
  3. Category 3: Socks with Random Patterns

View Appendix for more Sock Classification Schematics

Sock Ethnology: A Study on Sock Culture

Sock Ethnology

Investigate the cultural significance of socks in modern society. Or, you know, just make fun of people who wear sandals.

Sock Sociology

Examine the social hierarchy of sock ownership. Who gets to wear the fancy socks, and who's stuck with the holes?

Sock Philosophy

Debate the existential meaning of socks. Are they just a mere article of clothing, or do they hold the key to the meaning of life?

This meeting will be adjourned until further notice, or until someone remembers to bring more donuts. View Minutes