Committee on Pointless Committees: Sock Classification Schema

Agenda Item: 2021 Sock Classification Schema

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Classification Schema:

  1. Category 1: Socks with holes in them (but not too many)
  2. Category 2: Socks with holes in them (but not too few)
  3. Category 3: Socks without holes (but still somehow unsatisfying)
  4. Category 4: Socks with holes that are exactly 17 inches apart (a new category for the modern era)