Pointless Committee Meeting

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of procrastination
• Item 2: Debate the merits of taking three-hour lunch breaks
• Item 3: Elect a new committee chair (again)

Meeting Objectives:

• Convince each other we're doing important work
• Establish a new world record for longest meeting duration
• Decide on the optimal snack-to-meeting ratio

Action Items:

• AI-1: Research the benefits of doing nothing
• AI-2: Develop a comprehensive report on procrastination