We met to decide on the most pointless thing we could do with our time. After several minutes of debate, we settled on staring at a wall.
The meeting was a huge success, as we managed to achieve precisely nothing. A new benchmark for productivity.
Chairperson, Jane Smith: "I've been staring at this wall for 20 minutes, and I'm starting to get a headache."
Member, Bob Johnson: "I've been staring for 30 minutes, and I'm seeing things."
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