Finance Committee Meeting: Stapler Debate

Stapler Replacement Justification

Today's agenda item is the replacement of the office stapler. A motion was made to replace the trusty old stapler with a new, sleeker model.

Some committee members argue that the old stapler has served its purpose admirably, while others claim it's a relic from a bygone era.

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Old Stapler Justification

The old stapler has been serving this office since 1998. It's a reliable, trusty workhorse that's stapled millions of documents.

It may not look as sleek as the new model, but it's still got it where it counts - or at least where the staples go.

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Alternative Stapler Proposal

The new stapler is shiny, it's sleek, it's got all the bells and whistles.

But is it worth the cost of replacing the old, trusty workhorse? We shall see.

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Committee Members' Stapler Views

Here's what some of the committee members have to say about the new stapler:

• Member 1: "It's an abomination!"
• Member 2: "I don't care, I just like the color."
• Member 3: "Can we please just talk about the budget?"
• Member 4: "I've been using a stapler from 1987, this one is too fancy."
• Member 5: "I just like to press the button."

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