Pointless Committee Agenda
Item 1: Discuss the feasibility of building a 20-foot tall statue of the committee chair in the middle of the city.
Subcommittee: Statue Design
Item 2: Decide on the best flavor of coffee to serve at the next committee meeting.
Subcommittee: Coffee Connoisseurs
Item 3: Determine the most efficient way to fill out the meeting minutes with excessive verbosity.
Subcommittee: Verbose Vagabonds