Agenda for the Utterly Incompetent Committee

1. Discussion of the Meaning of Life

Will we ever find it? Or are we just pretending?

2. Review of the Coffee Machine

Is it still broken? Should we fix it? Or just stare at it for hours?

Decision to be made: YES, NO, or MAYBE?

3. Debate on the Use of Contempt

Is it a valid form of criticism, or just a fancy word for "I have no idea what I'm talking about"?

Decision to be made: YES, NO, or MAYBE?

Decisions