Agenda:
- 1. The Quest for the Holy Grail of Irrelevance (9:00 AM - 9:30 AM)
- 2. The Art of Doing Nothing Productively (9:30 AM - 10:15 AM)
- 3. Better Ways to Procrastinate (10:15 AM - 11:00 AM)
- 4. The Sociology of Avoiding People (11:00 AM - 11:45 AM)
- 5. Conclusion of Pointlessness (11:45 AM - 12:00 PM)