Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's meeting will be a thrilling experience. We'll discuss:

• Item 1: The importance of pointless meetings in a post-meritocracy society
• Item 2: How many minutes we can spend on this discussion without falling asleep
• Item 3: The best way to waste taxpayer dollars on frivolous projects

Also, please take note of these important action items:

• Item 1: Schedule a meeting for next Thursday to talk about the same thing we're talking about today
• Item 2: Send a strongly-worded email to the CEO about the importance of our meeting schedule
• Item 3: Develop a comprehensive report on the history of pointless committee meetings in the 90s

See also:

• Meeting Minutes
• Minutes of Inaction

Next meeting: Whenever we feel like it

Chairman: Chairman

Secretary: Secretary

Vice-Chair: Vice-Chair

See you there!