Pointless Committee: Agenda for the Utterly Unimportant

Secretarial Notes

We, the Pointless Committee, have deigned to create an agenda for our meeting, because clearly, our time is of the utmost value.

Today's meeting will feature discussions on:

Item 1: The Color of the Walls in the Break Room

Should we paint them a soothing light blue or a fiery crimson red? We'll discuss the merits of each.

Item 2: The Best Way to Waste Time

Is it by staring at the ceiling, playing Solitaire, or simply pretending to be interested?

Item 3: The Most Effective Use of Stickers

Will they be used to label the chairs or decorate the conference table?

Stay tuned for updates on our progress!

Subcommittee: The Committee of the Committee

For those who wish to get even more pointless.

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