Discussion Topic: The Futility of Existence
We will spend exactly 30 minutes discussing the meaninglessness of human existence, and why we're all just specks of dust in the grand tapestry of time. No, wait, we'll just have coffee and chat about our weekend.
Move on to Agenda Item 8: The Perpetual Motion of Boredom | Return to Agenda Item 6: The Futility of Committee Work
See Previous Meeting Minutes (not that they're actually just a series of doodles on a whiteboard)
No motions were made, and no decisions were reached. Because, why bother?
Attendance Policy: Because We're Not Really Sure Why You're Here Either