Committee Meetings: The Social Activity of the Century

Meetings: where the phrase "pointless committee" was coined.

Agenda Item: Committee Meetings as a Social Activity

Today's agenda item: How to justify 3+ hour meetings with free coffee and stale donuts.

• 10:00 AM: Arrival of the First Attendee (usually the one with the most vacation time)
• 10:05 AM: Realization that someone left their car keys in the break room
• 11:30 AM: Free coffee and donuts are finally dispensed
• 12:30 PM: Someone pulls out a PowerPoint presentation on "The Importance of Committees"
• 3:00 PM: The meeting adjourns, and everyone heads to the nearest bar for a drink

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