Meaning of Death Subcommittee Agenda

• Previous Meeting – 2 weeks ago
• Note: This subcommittee is a joke, but we're still trying to find meaning in life.
• Next Meeting – 2 weeks from today
• Meaning of Life – The thing we're trying to figure out

Discussion Points:

• Item 1: The Meaning of Death is clearly a portal to the afterlife, but what if we're wrong?
• Item 2: Is it possible to outsource the meaning of life to a team of AI robots?
• Item 3: Can we just Google it?

Recommendations:

• We should really just ask Siri.
• We should have a meeting with the afterlife.
• We should just stare at the void.