Toppings Debate: The Great Topping-ocalypse

We'll be discussing the finer points of topping placement on various foods. Is it better to top a burger with ketchup, mustard, or a sad, congealed glob of mayo?

We'll be voting on the following proposals:

• Resolution 1: All toppings must be applied in a symmetrical pattern.
• Resolution 2: The only acceptable topping is bacon.
• Resolution 3: The committee chairperson's opinion is final and must be obeyed.