Agenda Item #3: Mandatory Pajama Days for All Committee Members

As you are all aware, our committee's productivity has been in shambles. Meetings start at 8, end at 5, and involve an alarming amount of pointless small talk. It's time for change.

We propose that every Thursday be declared Mandatory Pajama Day. This will ensure that all committee members are at their most alert and focused, ready to tackle the truly important questions of the day: "Should we have donuts?" and "Who ate the last donut?"

Benefits of Mandatory Pajama Day:

• Increased productivity: With a clear head and a warm heart, committee members will be able to tackle even the most daunting tasks, like deciding on the perfect color for the meeting room.
• Improved morale: Who wouldn't want to wear their PJs to work? It's the perfect excuse to rock that fancy new pair of fuzzy slippers you just bought!
• Reduced meetings: With the world's most alert and focused minds, meetings will be shorter, snappier, and more efficient. Who needs to discuss anything for more than 5 minutes, really?

Implementation and Logistics:

We will provide complimentary Pajama-themed gift bags to all committee members, complete with a new pair of fuzzy socks and a "World's Okiest Pajama-Wearer" mug.

We will also establish a Pajama Day Task Force, tasked with ensuring that all committee members are properly attired and prepared for the occasion.

See Agenda Item #4: The Great Sock Debate for further details.