Pointless Committee Agenda 2.1.0

9:00 AM — Roll Call: Members are reminded that attendance is mandatory, but not actually enforced. View Sub-Item 5

9:15 AM — Item 1: "The Importance of Procrastination in the Workplace": A 2-hour presentation on the art of doing nothing, with special guest speaker, Bob from HR, who will regale us with tales of his 20 years of experience in watching paint dry. View Sub-Item 2

11:30 AM — Coffee Break: Free donuts for the taking, but not actually free, because someone has to pay for them. View Sub-Item 6

12:45 PM — Lunch Break: 45 minutes of unstructured time for committee members to contemplate the meaninglessness of their existence. View Sub-Item 7

2:00 PM — Item 3: "The Benefits of Overly Complex Jargon": A presentation on the importance of using 5-syllable words to confuse your coworkers. View Sub-Item 3

4:00 PM — Dinner: Free pizza for the first 10 members who RSVP, but not really, because the budget for the committee is a mystery. View Sub-Item 8