Today's meeting will be held at 3:00 PM sharp. Please arrive on time, or risk being forced to listen to an hour-long PowerPoint presentation on the history of committee chairs.
Action Items:
- Finish the report on the state of the world's supply of staplers
- Develop a plan to implement the new "Bureaucracy 2.0" software
- Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans on official documents
- Decree the official snack of the committee to be Cheetos
- Vote on whether to have a meeting during the meeting
Remember, if you're not here, you will be forced to eat the Cheetos of shame