Presented by: Bob from HR (with a hint of desperation)
In light of recent events, the stapler that was last seen in the break room has gone missing. While this may seem like a minor issue, we must take this matter seriously, as it's not just any stapler. No, this one was special. It was a statement piece. A symbol of our committee's commitment to productivity and office supplies. Investigation Report, Minutes of the Meeting, Speculative Theories