Agenda for the Pointless Committee Meeting

Subcommittee on Totally Unnecessary Meetings

Today's meeting will be held at 10:00 AM in the conference room. Please come prepared to waste 2 hours of your life.

• 10:00-10:15 AM: Introduction to Pointlessness
• 10:15-10:30 AM: The Art of Doing Nothing
• 10:30-10:45 AM: Coffee Break
• 10:45 AM-11:30 AM: The Science of Procrastination
• 11:30-12:00 PM: Lunch Break (Not Provided)
• 12:00-1:00 PM: The History of Doing the Minimum Amount of Work Required

Committee MembersProphets of Procrastination

These individuals have dedicated their lives to the art of doing absolutely nothing.

• Bertrand the Bureaucrat - Our fearless leader, known for his extensive collection of staplers.
• Geraldine the Go-Getter-Not - Our resident expert on the art of not getting anything done.
• Patrick the Pedantic - Our go-to guy for nitpicking even the smallest details.