9:00 AM - Arrival and Greeting
Arrive, shake hands, exchange awkward smiles.
9:05 AM - Committee Introduction
Rita Ruler will introduce herself, and the committee members will pretend to be interested.
9:15 AM - Discussion of the Meaning of Life
We will spend an hour discussing the meaning of life, or perhaps just staring at a blank wall.
10:15 AM - Break for Donuts
We will take a 15-minute break to consume an excessive amount of sugary donuts.
10:30 AM - Committee Business
We will discuss the importance of doing nothing, and how to make it a priority.