Pointless Committee Agenda for the Utterly Unimportant

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Steve Slowpoke arrives late, stumbles in with a 6-pack of energy drinks
• 9:30 AM - Committee members discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (Spoiler: it's all just a bunch of stuff)
• 10:30 AM - Break for lunch. Someone will bring the infamous "mystery casserole"
• 11:30 AM - Steve Slowpoke tries to convince the committee that the answer to all our problems lies in a well-placed meme

Notable Events for the Rest of the Day:

• Tim the Caffeine Addict will need a refill on their 4th cup of coffee
• Minutes from the last meeting, which we all still haven't read

Important Links:

• Minutes Archive
• More Minutes

This agenda subject to change, but probably won't