Agenda for the Pointless Committee

Today's meeting is a complete waste of time and resources, but that's not the point.

• 9:00 AM: Discuss the meaning of 'pointless' in the context of committee work
• 10:00 AM: Eat free donuts provided by the company
• 11:00 AM: Decide on the best way to procrastinate for the rest of the day
• 12:00 PM: Take a 30-minute break to scroll through social media
• 1:00 PM: Condemn the use of Comic Sans in official documents
• 2:00 PM: Debate the importance of wearing pants to work
• 3:00 PM: Determine the optimal number of meetings to have in a day
• 4:00 PM: Discuss the best way to waste taxpayer money

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