Pointless Committee, January 2022
Present: Bob, Jane, and 17 other people who didn't really want to be there.
Agenda Item 1: "How to Make Meetings Last Longer" - Bob proposed a 30% increase in meeting duration, citing "more time = more productivity".
Discussion: Jane countered with "but what about coffee breaks?" Bob retorted with "coffee breaks are for amateurs, we're professionals!".
Decision: Meeting will now last at least 2 hours.
Next meeting: "The Joy of Micromanaging"