Meeting Minutes

Present: Bob, Jane, and 17 other people who didn't really want to be there.

Agenda Item 1: "How to Make Meetings Last Longer" - Bob proposed a 30% increase in meeting duration, citing "more time = more productivity".

Discussion: Jane countered with "but what about coffee breaks?" Bob retorted with "coffee breaks are for amateurs, we're professionals!".

Decision: Meeting will now last at least 2 hours.

Next meeting: "The Joy of Micromanaging"