Committee of Utterly Useless Individuals: Agenda for the Next Meeting

Present: Chairperson, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of spending 5 hours deciding what color to paint the conference room
• Item 2: Debate the optimal way to reorganize the stapler drawer
• Item 3: Elect a new committee chairperson to replace the old one who's not really doing the job

Subcommittee: Committee Member 3 will lead the discussion on Item 1, while Committee Member 5 will moderate the subcommittee on "The Best Way to Take a Nap During Meetings"