Committee Members of the Incredibly Unimportant Pointless Committee

Subcommittee 1: The Ones Who Are Only Here for the Free Donuts

Chairperson: Bob Smith, Esq. (Learn more about Bob's extensive experience with procrastination)

Vice Chair: Jane Doe, PhD (Discover Jane's groundbreaking research on doing absolutely nothing)

Subcommittee 2: The Ones Who Are Actually Here for the Donuts

Member 1: John Doe (Learn about John's secret love affair with pastry)

Member 2: Alice Smith (Explore Alice's extensive collection of antique teapots)