Today's Agenda:
1. Discuss the importance of having no agenda.
2. Debate the merits of doing nothing.
3. Vote on who ate the last donut.
Subcommittee Members:
Sarah, the Real Sub-Sub-Chairperson
This meeting is being held under the watchful eye of The Secretariat.
Remember, this meeting is being recorded for posterity. Or not.
Next Week's Agenda: Same as this week, but with more apathy.
Committee Members:
And John, the Real Chairperson, who is not actually here.
That's it for today. Carry on, pointless committee members.