A pressing matter has arisen: Committee Member 2 (a.k.a. Bob) has been secretly taking over the committee. Evidence suggests they've been manipulating the meeting minutes, pilfering the snacks, and wearing the fanciest chairperson tie.
We'll be holding an emergency meeting to discuss the coup. Stay tuned for updates.
As we navigate this crisis, we're establishing a subcommittee to focus on scapegoating the actual chairperson. Your input and expertly crafted conspiracy theories are welcome.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to the emergency meeting.