Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda:

1. Item 1: Member 2 is also unsure about this whole thing
2. Item 2: Member 3 is pretending to care, but really is just browsing cat videos
3. Item 3: Member 1 is in denial about their own existence

Breakout Sessions:

• Breakout 1: Member 1's Denial Denial Denial
• Breakout 2: Member 2's Unsureness Breakout
• Breakout 3: Member 3's Pretentious Breakout

Important Notes:

• Remember to bring your lunch
• Do not feed the committee members too much caffeine or they will get all riled up
• Do not under any circumstances, under any circumstances, under any circumstances, look at Member 1's spreadsheet