Sub-Subcommittee 2 - Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting

Meeting called to discuss the merits of doing nothing.

• 10:00 - Arrival of the Chairperson, a sentient piece of toast
• 10:05 - Prolonged discussion on the definition of "procrastination"
• 12:00 - Lunch break, during which we will all pretend to be interested in each other's thoughts
• 13:00 - Theoretical debate on the feasibility of building a working prototype of a perpetual motion machine

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Sub-Subcommittee 3 - Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting of Sub-Subcommittee 3

Because, apparently, we didn't have enough to do.

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