Minutes from the Brownies and the Constitution Subcommittee

Meeting Date: 30/04/20xx

Attendees: 5 members, 1 chairperson, 2 interns (who didn't know what was happening)

Meeting Objective: Determine if brownies should be considered a legitimate constitutional right

Discussion:

We began by defining the term "brownies." After a spirited debate, it was decided that brownies were indeed small, square or rectangular pastries with a chocolate ganache topping.

Resolution:

By a margin of 4 to 1, with 1 abstention, the subcommittee agreed to include "brownies" in the constitution under the 1st Amendment, as a freedom to bake and consume said pastries.

Recommendation:

We recommend that all future subcommittee meetings include a plate of brownies for all attendees, to ensure optimal productivity and decision-making abilities.

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