Here be the previous agenda of the Pointless Committee. A true marvel of tedium and bureaucratic drudgery.
Present: Chairperson McSnodgrass, Secretary McSnodgrass, Members of the Committee, The janitor, The janitor's union representative.
The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM. The Chairperson McSnodgrass asked for the first item on the agenda: the mysterious case of the missing stapler.
Member 1: "I didn't take it, I swear."
Member 2: "I didn't either, but I did see something suspicious."
Member 3: "I'm pretty sure I saw it on the moon, or possibly in the fridge."
A full investigation was launched, and the matter remains open to this day.
The Committee members were divided on the issue, but a consensus was eventually reached: the new coffee machine was deemed acceptable, but only if it was programmed to dispense exactly 2 sugars in every cup.
The motion carried, but the machine was eventually hacked to dispense an extra sugar.
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Meeting Notes:
• 9:00 AM - Meeting called to order
• 9:01 AM - First item on agenda: missing stapler
• 9:30 AM - Break for donuts
• 10:00 AM - Second item on agenda: new coffee machine
• 11:00 AM - Adjournment
• 11:05 AM - Donuts eaten.