Welcome to the Attendance Subcommittee, where attendance is not required but strongly suggested.
We're a subcommittee of the Pointless Committee, because who needs actual purpose, right?
Our mission is to meet, but not actually accomplish anything. It's a great way to get out of actual work.
Subcommittee Chairperson: Our Hero, Esq.
Meetings: Meetings, because who doesn't love sitting in a room talking about nothing?
Subcommittee Members: Subcommittee Members, because we're a subcommittee, duh.
Agenda: Our Agenda, because we have an agenda, and it's pointless.
Decisions: Our Decisions, because we're a subcommittee, and subcommittees can't actually decide stuff.