Pointless Committee: Awards Nominations

Best Use of Sarcasm in a Public Statement

Nominated by: Bob from Accounting for his outstanding ability to make a meeting sound like a hostage situation.

Most Creative Excuse for Not Meeting a Deadline

Nominated by: Dave from IT for his innovative use of "the dog ate my homework" as a valid reason for missing the deadline by 6 months.

Best Use of a PowerPoint Presentation to Put Everyone to Sleep

Nominated by: Carol from HR for her slide-filled, 4-hour presentation on "The Importance of Compliance."

Most Likely to Be Late to an 8am Meeting

Nominated by: John from Sales for consistently strolling in at 10am, coffee cup in hand, with a sheepish grin.

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