The Pointless Committee is a prestigious organization that honors the most utterly unnecessary endeavors.
Award 1: The Committee Member Who Spent the Most Time Procrastinating on Their To-Do List
Award 2: The Person Who Ate the Most Ramen Noodles in One Sitting
Award 1: The Committee Member Who Held the Longest Meeting
Award 2: The Person Who Watched the Most YouTube Videos on Their Lunch Break
Award 1: The Committee Member Who Used the Most Company Time to Play Solitaire
Award 2: The Person Who Ate the Most Cereal in Their Office
Winner: The Pointless Committee
Honorable Mention: The Person Who Used the Most Company Time to Browse Cat Videos