Pointless Committee: Budget for the Inevitable Failure

Budget Breakdown:

• Procrastination Allowance: $100,000
• Unnecessary Meetings: $50,000
• Unproductive Coffee Machine: $30,000
• Fancy Pen Holders: $20,000
• Unpaid Interns: $15,000

Total: $255,000 (approximately)

Unaccounted For:

• Lost Socks: $1,000
• Stolen Donuts: $2,000
• Buried in the Attic: $5,000

Estimated at $8,000 (we'll get to it eventually)

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