Meeting Minutes for the Pointless Committee
Meeting Purpose: Discussing the futility of our existence
Meeting Objectives:
- Convince ourselves that we're doing something productive
- Decide what to order for lunch
- Make sure the conference room is not too cold prophets
Action Items:
- Write a strongly worded letter to the prophets demanding more heat
- Make sure to not get too close to the edge of the table
- Conduct a thorough analysis of the meaninglessness of our existence
prophets: 2 (one in hiding, one in denial)